תרגום - פורטוגזית ברזילאית-אנגלית - se quando deus se desenho ele tava na morando

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This is a part of a music, and the correct is not "na morando" but "namorando". There is no sense in portuguese say "na morando". You can "morar" (= live) but you can never put the preposition "na" before this verb.
Another point: The music say: quando Deus "TE" desenhou and not "se" desenhou. If you want to say, quando Deus se desenhou, is the same that say: when God drew himself.