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<Admin's remark>
This request is no longer acceptable according to our new submission rules.

This is some promo text for my iPhone game.

1. Jose is an anti-hero, and being introduced
2. This game redefines the sliding-block puzzle genre

Remarks:

1) The word "man" means "human being" in that context.
2) Please do a well-done translation - I'll put it in my Cucumis profile! :)
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Utilizaţi acest link dacă nu aveţi tastatură cu caractere româneşti.
http://romanian.typeit.org
Warning : Any translation done without using the diacritics when necessary will be systematically rejected.
Atenţie, orice traducere de text, în orice limbă ar fi ea, care nu utilizează diacriticele folosite în mod normal în respectiva limbă, va fi respinsă sistematic.

As Frases são para uma tatuagem que devo fazer. Ela remete a esfinge de "Édipo Rei". O universo na frase se refere ao conceito de Universo como sento Tudo o que existe e não como uma entidade específica.

SMS de ma cousine hongroise

<edit> "kgpes lapot" with "képeslapot"</edit>

Здравейте, относно превода на иврит уточнявам, че говорещия е жена, а получателя е мъж.
Превода на английски дабъде на британски.

Admin's note : I released this translation request 10 days after it was submited because the requester now has a sufficient amount of points.

Before release, I'll ask our expert in Albanian to check this text though.

engleza britanica

Please leave [b] and [/b] marks as is, but translate the text between them.

Thanks! :)

<edit> "translate" with "translation" </edit> 03/01/francky

chat mellem venner

<edit> Before edit : "teyzelerin bi taneeesi
tÅŸk teyzezinin bitenesi damada slm
a.s teyzoşş çok özledim gel artık
gelen yerlerim ağrıyor yeyensen gel
‎en kısa zamanda gelicem teyzoşşş
seni catlamiyasann emi
sonunda bu da oldu muhabbeti seyret
gelirsem enine cıraram (navn)
hadi atışın benle de boyunuzun ölçüsünü vereyim
kemugen otirim seni ellegalasan torpah basan dusmeyeeeee yarilasan hemiii
hele kalgime bağ fillandiyda yaşıyosun diye hava atma bana
kuzum yolculuk nereye öle 200 e vurmuşsun ibreyi ala acil gidiyosun"</edit> (Thanks to Mesud2991 who provided us with an edited version from this text)

This is a text that can apply to a business and its managing partners.