Umseting - Turkiskt-Enskt - insan: ey ruh geldin mi? ruh: geldim geldim...

this topic is about Turkish style jokes so you who dont know Turkish cannot understand this topic..see you Needs some editing even so:

person=eh!ghost did you come?
ghost=yes,I came I came
the person=what did you bring?
the ghost=trinket
the person=to whom to whom
the ghost=are you sick my son?

person=eh!ghost did you come??
ghost=sorry,do you speak english?
the person=hönk!

person=eh!ghost
ghost's answering machine=the person you have called can not reached at the moment please you leave your message after signal!

person=eh!ghost
ghost=here you are!my elder brother

person=eh!ghost,you announce us from future! what does Fener-Rize match become?
ghost=By jove I am not interested in Football sweetie

person=eh!ghost,eh does my father's ghost come here?
ghost=len I told you that you must go to sleep early?what time is it!! jackass

person=eh!ghost did you come?
ghost=yes,I came
the person=you introduce yourself to us,what is your name?
the ghost=It was written Hıdır in my identity but my friends called me Pelin sweeti

person=eh!ghost
ghost=wow!you have built style

person=eh!ghost If you came here, you tell Murat
ghost=Murat
the person=I hit you ,you take a stroll around ehuehuehuehuehu