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Hi FIGEN, could you please tell me if this text makes sense?
I've got some ridiculous translations that I wonder if it's not out of frame.
Thanks.

CC: FIGEN KIRCI

probably, this is an advertisement from a vet.
verbatim says:
'your vet, who's the nostrum(remedy for everything), is here!'
I guess in english it should be translated differently, but I'm not sure how. maybe, we could say "Your vet's nostrum is here!"....???